Need Actors for Mock trial

I'm the Pastor of the Church of the Eternal Flame. We're interfaith. Our church member, Lydia, wants to sue God for giving her a suck ass life and sexual tastes that run to bad boy. I will be the counsel for the plaintif. I need a counsel for God, a judge, and a baiiff .They can be either sex (TV/TS would be hilarious as God's counsel). The judge, if male, should look like one of the Kennedy brothers or Martin Luther King. If female, Susan B Anthony , Eleanor Roosevelt, or Hillary Clinton. Prefer ages 30 and up for counsel, 40 and up for judge, 21 and up for bailiff.
You get paid in exposure, plus you get a blessing from the pastor and a picnic lunch. Text to show contact info
Ask for Rev. Roger or rsvp here
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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